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Valentine's Day Card

from $11.00

This Valentine’s Day, there’s only one greeting card guaranteed to have a johnny right inside: The Desperate Losers Valentine’s Day Card™. Whether you do it Doggy-Style, Monster-Style, or even San-Francisco-Mission-Style, we’ve got you covered. 

And for you lovers with vahoo-hoos, new Desperate Losers Lady Valentine™ comes packed with a dental dam for your clam!

This Valentine’s Day, there’s only one greeting card guaranteed to have a johnny right inside: The Desperate Losers Valentine’s Day Card™. Whether you do it Doggy-Style, Monster-Style, or even San-Francisco-Mission-Style, we’ve got you covered. 

And for you lovers with vahoo-hoos, new Desperate Losers Lady Valentine™ comes packed with a dental dam for your clam!

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