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An unhelpful amount of non-information about our crew.
Desperate Losers is produced, written, directed, illustrated, animated, edited, and hosted by Jr. Milkshake, a mysterious production and art professional who refuses to tell you anything more about himself. When you contact the phone line it’s almost always him that you’re dealing with.
The Sunday show is co-hosted by Skoog, an even more mysterious individual about whom we’ll say even less. They do far too much research on unusual deaths, keep score, and keep sanity in the show’s wildly spiraling moments.
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PLEASE BE ADVISED: All Desperate Losers products are handmade—drawn, designed, cut, assembled, punched, and glued by human hands. As such, they will have imperfections. That’s part of what makes them art and not just some dropship trash you can buy anywhere.
Our flyers mean points.
Post ‘em in your home town and email us a picture of each one you put up for 20 points a piece. 2000 max points in one calendar year.
Contact us.
The best way to reach us is to call, but if you insist on emailing, fine:
The wait is over! The official Desperate Losers hat is here! Six panels in Papal White cotton and embroidered in Ecumenical Patriarch Black. One size fits all with a Velcro adjustable™ band. Ships with some other surprises that you didn’t ask for but will zealously covet until your dying days.